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Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
Q: What's the difference between humor and odor?
A: Humor is a shift of wit.
Q: Why don't you throw rocks at mexicans riding bikes?
A: It might be your bike!
Q: What happens when I short-legged cow tries to jump a fence?
A: It's an udder disaster.
Q: How can you tell a blind man at a nudist camp?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Why is a fire engine red?
A: Cause if someone pulled your hose out in public you'd be red too.
Q: What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting"
Q: What would you do if you had 6 months to live?
A: Move in with my mother in law it would seem like an eternity!
Q: If Adam and Eve were standing naked in a crowd of one million other
naked people, how could you recognize them from the others?
A: Easy, they would be the only two without belly buttons.
Q: Why was Mr. Taste, CPA, shunned on the job?
A: Everybody knows, "There's no accounting for taste!"
It takes a sharp tongue to perform oral surgery.
Q:What do women and a trophy fish have in common?
A. You can mount them or eat them.
Q: Why do cowboys make poor lovers?
A: Because they think eight seconds is a good ride.
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope!
Q: Whats the most exercize men get at the beach?
A: Sucking in there tummys when they see a bikini.
Q: What did Captin Hook die of?
A: Jock itch.
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to change a tire?
A: 2, one to hold the drinks & one to call dad.
Q: How much dirt can you get out of a 4 Cubic foot hole?
A: NONE , It's a hole .
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts
Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes 8 emergency room staff to remove it!
Q: What is 1 mile long and has an asshole in the middle?
A: A radar trap!
Q:Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
A: He felt Crummy.
Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A: klondike!
Q: What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A: Olive as in all of the other reindeer.
Q: If your dog's barking at the back door, and your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in?
A: Tthe dog will stop barking when you let him in.
Q: When do the Vietnamese consider their dog spoiled?
A: When it is left out of the refrigerator too long.
Q: Why don't ducks fly upsidedown?
A: They're afraid they'll quackup.
Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
Q: How can you tell a male shellfish from a female shellfish?
A: Simple. You ask them a question. If HE answers, it's a boy. If SHE answers, it's a girl. Unless, of course, they clam up on you.
Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
Q: What do you call two doctors?
A: Pair-a-medics.
Q: Whats the difference between the James Last Orchestra and a reindeer?
A: A reindeer has its horns at the front and its assshole at the back.
Q: Where do cows buy their clothes?
A: From Cattle-logues.
Q: Why don't the Chinese have phone books?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs they're afraid they'll wing the wong number.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9.
Q: If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and Usa where do you bury the survivers?
A: You dont bury survivers!
Q: Where do sadists and masochists go for fun?
A: The Abusement Park
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