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The Easy Reference I Love You in Foreign Language Guide!
Saying "I LOVE YOU" in the most popular languages:
How to say "I Love You" in English -- Um, I Love you?
How to say "I Love You" in Spanish -- Te Amo -- Now get me an El Taco!
How to say "I Love You" in French -- Je T'aime -- Are you ever going to shave that?
How to say "I Love You" in German -- Ich Liebe Dich -- Not to be confused with "See my little dick"
How to say "I Love You" in Japanese -- Ai Shite Imasu -- I Shite you not!
How to say "I Love You" in Italian -- Ti Amo -- Just like Spanish, 'cept switch "Taco" with "Pizza"
How to say "I Love You" in Chinese -- Wo Ai Ni -- Also known to work: "Me Love You Long Time"
How to say "I Love You" in Swedish -- Jag Alskar -- AKA "Make money with video production!"
How to say "I Love You" if you find yourself in; Alabama, Arkansas, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas,
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The Grand Master Mulit-Lingo "I Love You" List
- Afrikaans -- Ek is lief vir jou!
- Albanian -- Te dua!
- Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!
- Arabic -- Ohiboke (m to f), Nohiboka (f to m, or m to m)
- Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!
- Basque -- Maite zaitut!
- Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!
- Bosnian -- Volim te!
- Bulgarian -- Obicham te!
- Catalan -- T'estimo!
- Creole -- Mi aime jou!
- Croatian -- Volim te!
- Czech -- Miluji tev!
- Danish -- Jeg elsker dig!
- Dutch -- Ik hou van je!
- Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!
- Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!
- Farsi -- Tora dost daram!
- Filipino -- Iniibig kita!
- Finnish -- (Mä) rakastan sua!
- French -- Je t'aime!
- Frisian -- Ik hald fan dei!
- Galician -- Querote!
- German -- Ich liebe dich!
- Greek -- S'ayapo!
- Gujarati -- Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon! tane chaahuN chhuN!
- Hawaiian -- Aloha wau ia 'oe!
- Hebrew -- Anee ohev otakh (m to f), Anee ohevet otkha (f to m), Anee ohev otkha (m to m), Anee ohevet otakh (f to f)
- Hindi -- Mai tumase pyar karata hun (m to f), Mai tumase pyar karati hun (f to m)
- Hungarian -- Szeretlek!
- Icelandic -- Eg elska thig!
- Indonesian -- Saya cinta padamu!
- Irish -- t'a gr'a agam dhuit!
- Italian -- Ti amo!
- Japanese -- Kimi o ai shiteru!
- Korean -- Dangsinul saranghee yo!
- Latin -- Te amo!
- Latvian -- Es tevi milu!
- Lithuanian -- As tave myliu!
- Malaysian -- Saya cintamu!
- Mandarin -- Wo ai ni!
- Marshallese -- Yokwe Yuk!
- Norwegian -- Jeg elsker deg!
- Polish -- Kocham ciebie!
- Portuguese -- Eu te amo!
- Romanian -- Te iubesc!
- Russian -- Ya tyebya lyublyu!
- Sanskrit -- twayi snihyaami
- Serbian -- Volim te!
- Sesotho -- Kiyahurata!
- Slovak -- Lubim ta!
- Slovenian -- Ljubim te!
- Spanish -- Te amo!
- Swahili -- Nakupenda!
- Swedish -- Jag älskar dig!
- Tagalog -- Mahal kita!
- Thai -- Phom rug khun (Male speaker) Chan rug khun (Female speaker)
- Turkish -- Seni seviyorum!
- Ukrainian -- Ya tebe kokhayu!
- Urdu -- Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon!
- Vietnamese -- Anh yeu em (m to f), Em yeu an (f to m)
- Welsh -- Rwy'n dy garu di!
- Yiddish -- Kh'hob dikh lib!
- Zulu -- Ngiyakuthanda!
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