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A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their
immune systems boosted slightly. So go ahead, do your part and fight the common cold!
The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.
So naturally, they chose the other "f"-footbinding.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. Thus, Tom Cruise playing Lestat in Interview
With the Vampire.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. You don't believe us? Why do you think
Dolphins are always smiling?
Seventy percent of Americans make love for 15 minutes to one hour.
Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long. Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly
when they're soft, the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones.
Rates for male sterilization have dropped slightly over the years, while rates of female sterilization have
gone up.
Forty-two percent of American women usually have orgasm during sex with their primary partner, 29 percent
always have orgasms during sex, 25 percent sometimes or rarely have orgasms, and four percent are not orgasmic
at all.
At any one time, one in four people are daydreaming about sex.
The average woman has sex three times a week.
Ninety percent of men want to have children.
The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour.
The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.
In ancient Greece, young aristocratic women were deflowered by having her hymen pierced by a stone penis before
marrying.
J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander
the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or
bi.
The least expensive prostitutes in the world are the Petrapole people, who live on the border of Bangladesh.
They charge as little as 10 rupees, which is the equivalent of $0.28.
The earliest breast implants were done in the 1940s by Japanese prostitutes hoping to entice the American GI's.
They injected their breasts with liquid silicon.
Women are more creative auto-eroticists, and masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship. Women
are also better self-starters, with 60 percent claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, compared to
only 25 percent of men.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. There have been 80 documented cases
since. We're not sure if having two penises is a good thing or simply a nuisance. Two cases of blue balls? Not
fun. Being able to double penetrate a woman without having to involve another man? Priceless.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife may legally kill her husband, but only with her bare hands. However, the
husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired. We've come a long way baby, but until women can use
hatchets, chainsaws and ice picks like any good Hong Kong man, we haven't come far enough!
During foreplay, a woman's breast size can increase up to 25 percent-another great reason for oral sex.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only two inches, proving it is width and not length
that actually matters.
In the 1950s it was found that 75 percent of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration, with the orgasm
lasting only a few seconds. The longest documented orgasm for a woman is one minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked at 156 mph.
This explains the loss of reasoning that occurs during a really good back massage.
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From The Media Headlines - Sex Escapdes!
A 61-year-old Thailand resident was sentenced to 15 years in jail for trying to have sex with an elephant.
After he was caught naked from the waist down standing on a box behind the animal, he claimed the elephant was
the reincarnation of his late wife. "I recognized her by the naughty glint in her eyes," he told the court.
After complaining of pain in his scrotum, a Pennsylvania machine shop worker admitted to regularly masturbating
against a canvas drive belt during his lunch hour. This time, unfortunately, he leaned too close and the
machine tore his scrotum. He compounded the problem by trying to close the wound with a heavy-duty stapler.
A Kansas man checked into an emergency room with his erect penis stuck through a barbell plate. Apparently, the
gentleman wondered if his member would fit through the weight's hole, but once it was in, he couldn't get it
out. After 12 hours of attempting to cut the plate, a urologist freed him by draining blood from the penis.
A 28-year-old African man told police that he had sex with a cow because he was afraid he would contract AIDS
from a human.
Now Consider This:
Couples who abstain from sex to "save" sperm until
the woman is most fertile are wasting their time, a new study suggests.
The research provides the strongest evidence yet that not only is abstaining
of no benefit to couples with normal fertility, it can *damage* the
chance of successful conception among couples seeking fertility treatment.
A team at Soroka University Medical Centre in Israel found that if men
had low sperm counts, their sperm steadily became less mobile after an
average of one day's abstinence. But the sperm of men with normal sperm
count showed little change in mobility. (The Guardian 30/06/03)
Actual United States Sex Related Laws
It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. New meaning of the phrase" dat hoe was a
dead fuck?"
In Washington State, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the
wedding night).
In North Carolina, it is illegal to have sex with a drunken fish.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothes in front of a man's picture.
The first sperm banks opened in 1964-they were located in Tokyo and Iowa City.
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells
like garlic, onions, or sardines. It is also the only city where every legal official is a woman.
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